They are Gods! They are lightning!

Hey so I have been on hiatus from this whole site and writing thing and have no idea what I’ve been doing for the past 5 or 6 months. Mostly wasting the year, hoping for better shit and so on and so forth. I am in the process of starting this back up.

Anyways.

I am starting a sort of podcast type bullshit, entitled “Ferguson Chronicles” with Andy (http://www.fergusonreviews.wordpress.com) which will be about many, many things. Music. Things. Film. Females. Bastard children. whatever you want. I will be  posting them here very, very soon, and on youtube as well. Anyways check back in the next week or two, my faithful zero and a half followers.

Ranch King has the possibility to return, however, it will be very poorly written if so.

bitchass.

another anouncement of Ranch King (ressurected bastard child)

RANCH KING (resurrected bastard child)

More things to come….

I just found out recently that Bob Dylan will be returning to Indiana once to play Ceaser’s Indiana, and another to play in Evansville, on August 24th. This will be hard to miss, I saw him recently, about two years ago, playing with Jimmie Vaughn in Ft. Wayne.

The next, is the great band Magnolia Electric Co., who will be playing at the Buskirk-Chumley theatre, in Bloomington, on October 21st.

These are two shows I can say that if I miss them, I will need to be put in a mental hospital. or something.

However, the Scout Niblett show is looking more and more unlikely that I go…

Also, please check out my friend, Jared Birden at his myspace, http://www.myspace.com/jaredbirdenmusic1, he has some great music. I take pictures for him.

Thanks in advance for checking it out.

Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere

Couldnt have said it better myself

Ferguson Reviews – Bloomington and other visits

Upcoming is Scout Niblett with Whipporwill and Bowery Boy Blue at the John Waldron Arts Center. June 21st.

Unfortunetly Will Oldham isnt scheduled to make an appearence….yet.

I havent heard of Whipporwill or Bowery Boy Blue. Is it possible Oldham is in one of these?

Priceless Moments, Priceless Daze

Here it is.

The long awaited video.

I’m going to tell you right now, if you are either not insane or do not like things that are awesomly insane, just straight up stop reading. Or watch this video because, it’s insane, hilarious, and awesome.

The story of this video is that both Andy and I worked and a Goodrich “Quality” theater for about a month and a half before we decided to quit because the managers did nothing and treated the workers like slaves. Not to mention low wages…but anyway, we decided we were going to burn our unis’ and shit instead of giving the stuff back to it. We filmed it. Andy edited it. Now watch. Music is Big Milk by Dan Deacon and Wooody Wooodpecker by Dan Deacon.

…..in other news….the word RACKBALL is awesome. Thank you, Rack ‘em Willie…

if we both fall down, another train will come around

4 days now

look for the fun you’ll start a happy cycle

also…..i think im going to buy a daniel johnston shirt soon…a video that andy and I are in the process of making might be on here soon stick around if you actually have been sticking….

Cinema – May 23, 2008 / Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Grade = 8.5

Hilarious “Apocalypto” bastard indian appearances.

Harrison Ford looked great. Still just as good as the past Indiana Jones movies.

Shia LeBeouf has added a great spark to the series.

from imdb – Before ‘The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ was chosen as the title, several other titles were considered and even registered with the MPAA in August 2007, including ‘The City of Gods’, ‘The Destroyer of Worlds’, ‘The Fourth Corner of the Earth’, ‘The Lost City of Gold’, and finally, ‘The Quest for the Covenant’.

Look out your window, and I’ll be gone….

The end of school for the year is near.

That said,

Times New Viking, Singer, June 4th at John Waldron Art’s Center.

Gas is bullshit.

(andy pictured at right)

better get inside the kingdom, close the door

A silver jews list.

I find it incredibly hard to actually order my favorites my I gave it a try.

1. Black and Brown Blues, from the album, The Natural Bridge

2. Trains Across the Sea, from the album, Starlite Walker

3. How Can I Love You If You Wont Lie Down, from the album, Tanglewood Numbers

4. Pretty Eyes, from the album, The Natural Bridge

5. Random Rules, from the album, American Water

6. I’m Getting Back Into Getting Back Into You, from the album, Tanglewood Numbers

7. I Remember Me, from the album, Bright Flight

8. Living Waters from, the album, Starlite Walker

9. Tennessee, from the album, Bright Flight

10. Advice to the Graduate, from the album, Starlite Walker

11. Room Games and Diamond Rain, from the album, Bright Flight

12. K-hole, from the album, Tanglewood Numbers

13. Blue Arrangements, from the album, American Water

14. Inside the Golden Days of Missing You from the album, The Natural Bridge

……….and the albums

1. The Natural Bridge

2.  American Water

3. Bright Flight

4. Tanglewood Numbers

5. Starlite Walker

6. The Arizona Record

7. Dime Map of the Reef